I'll never deny it. Lazy days are my favorite thing in the world. Sunday morning, wake up, go to church, come home, get the jammers on, and plop myself on the couch. For precisely the rest of the day, I don't move. And I like it that way. Lazy days are my way of "recharging my batteries." Probably because the night before was way too ridiculous to even comprehend.However. FORCED lazy days are not nearly as fun as the ones that you just "get". My body has been viciously fighting off some crazy sickness for two whole weeks before I actually got sick. This past week has been pretty rough. I was so tired, I couldn't even run up the stairs. You can imagine how much fun that WASN'T at work, since I'm a Visual Merchandiser and all I do is run around and lift lots of heavy things, like life-sized mannequins that weigh more than I do. Needless to say, I stuck it out all week, until Thursday, I HAD to take the day off. I was a gonner. Friday I got sent home because I sounded like a man named Alan, and the girls I work with wanted nothing to do with whatever it was that I had.
So I'm on my third lazy day. The first two were not lazy at all. Thursday I actually ended up at a bar at 3pm, drinking Oatmeal Cookie shots on the house. That's a whole different subject. Friday I went to the doctor, took about twenty trips to Walgreens and then went to The Stone Pony, where I think I unintentionally mass-spread my illness to about thirty musicians and a couple hundred people. Totally worth it. But today is a full fledged lazy day. I even got my lunch delivered to me instead of cooking something. I can't stand it.
I am so not the type of person to lay around and do nothing for the entire day. One lazy day is perfectly fine with my agenda, but forced ones drive me up the wall. I just want to get out and get radical with the rest of my hipster doods.
If I didn't feel like I should be planning my funeral, I would be planning an outfit for one of the many parties going on tonight. Looks like I'll be planning on what pj's to wear to bed at 8pm instead.
I wonder how many Tylenol is "too many" Tylenol to take at once. My head is killing me, and I'm in the mood for an experiment.....
