Just a typical friday night with my babes/bros...
We are a different breed of kids.
We have dance parties until 6am, thanks to Joose.
We get our hair cut by our friends, who are also dj's.
We are friends with bands on the radio, and while you think that's "so cool", they're just another friend to us.
We wear a leather jacket with every outfit. Even in the summer.
We put our tattoos in the strangest places.
We don't use "red cups", at parties, we carry around the entire wine bottle.
PBR is better than Yuengling in our book.
Dive bars are a fancy night out.
Our bikes are preferred over our cars, if we even own a car.
We can direct you to the best dive bar/brewery in Brooklyn.
We sleep wherever we end up that night, even on Tuesdays.
Our bros breed their own mustaches.
We don't care what you think about our 1950's inspired outfits, or that someone wore it numerous times, seventy years ago. After all, that shirt only cost us two dollars.
We don't hang out on land, we hang out on rooftops in brooklyn.
We can tell you how to get to any given destination via subway, and some of us don't even live in the city.
Us babes prefer dresses over pants, and our bros borrow the pants from us girls that we don't wear.
We'd rather be aristis/make music than have full time jobs.
We are eclectic enough/have enough creative energy to blow out solar energy if you put us all in one room.
We are alts. And we are proud.
