A little realization just came to mind while taking a walk with my dog this morning.
I never win anything. Actually, I've only ever won something twice in my twenty four years of existence, and they were both prizes that I had won over the radio. Whoop-de-doo.
My luck, or lack there of, is just that terrible. It's not just winning things that I suck at, it's everything else. Bad luck just hovers over my little head of pin straight hair. I'm learning to laugh at it. Life is like one big game of Monopoly and Operation, all rolled into one. And let me tell you, I must have seriously poor monopoly money management and realtor-ing skills, and one hell of a shaky hand. I'm fired.
Why can't life be more like Candy Land?
Watch out ... today might be a Double Blogging day! Oh, you're so spoiled.
