They stole my mole. :(
I went to an innocent dermatologist appointment today, you know, just getting some moles checked out. Bein' healthy. Due to my radical and excessive sun exposure, I figured it would do me good to check out the moles that I've got hangin' around on my shoulders/face. Turns out that the ones on my shoulders are totally ok, which is surprising to me, because I get crazy sun there. Seriously, I can be mistaken for African American if you look at my chest/shoulders only. But I've had this gnarly mole on the right side of my face for a few years, which I call my "mood mole", because it changes color. So, I had my derm take a peak, and she immediately wanted to take it off. "We need to biopsy this." She said, rather sternly. "Uhh, now?", I asked, blankly, and confused. And considering I told her that I spend way too much time in the sun and use no more than SPF 8 ..... twice, which she was not bothered with, THIS concerned me. She was all about this mole. So, she stole it. She injected me with a rather large amount of Novocain, and took my hole hostage.
Not that I want it back or anything, it's just that now I have a large, raw, cut out area of face, which is very swollen around the area, slightly resembling a volcano that just erupted. I've hard many surgeries in my life, three taking place inside of my head, and this made me crazy nervous. I'm pretty sure I needed an injection of Botox to calm the sweating palms I was dealing with. Terrifying, I tell you. Novocain is a crazy drug. It hurts like a heartbreak going IN, but once it's over, its like you're a boy, and you have no feelings. (Sorry, guys.) I was terrified, yet felt nothing. But I was totally aware that my face was being scraped off. If this doesn't sound like a torture scene from a horror movie, then I'm just all around confused. Getting a hole punched through my nose with a foreign object was less nerve-wracking than this!
So, my mole which I stared at on a daily basis in wonder of what it actually was, is now in a test tube, being shipped off to a far away laboratory. Hopefully, it's just a silly little multicolored mole. Because the only things I like multicolored, are my snow cones.
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