- I don't like the typical "first date"; fancy dinner and movie deal. I only like eating at holes in the walls and I have never sat still through an entire movie.
- I'd much rather go to a rooftop indie movie viewing in Brooklyn, then take a walk through McCarren Park.
- I'm not impressed with cars, at all, not even really nice ones.
- I'd much rather you ride a bike, and have you ask me to go on a bike ride with you instead of laying around, watching tv all night.
- Don't show up to my house with a dozen roses.
- Because I'd much rather be handed a little bunch of flowers that you picked & stole from a strangers garden on your way over to my house.
- $200 jeans and fancy button down dress shirts are not my gig.
- I'd be much more impressed if you wore an outfit that you put together yourself that cost you a total or $15, head to toe, thanks to some serious steals at the Salvation Army.
- You don't have to spend $100 on a nice dinner to prove to me that you like me.
- Pack a vegan picnic basket, complete with my favorite wine, and tell me to meet you at the park under a big tree. That's so much more romantic. I dislike waiter service when I'm with a handsome man, anyways.
- Planning a big "impressive" night out in AC is only going to make me miserable.
- Instead, take me to an art gallery I've never been before. Let's nerd out.
- Make me cupcakes instead of making me dinner...and we'll eat them for dinner.
- Let's bring a blanket to a big open field, lay on it, and talk for hours, instead of catching up on sleep.
- Draw me pictures when you're bored and give them to me later on when we hang out and ask you how your day was and you say, "oh, it was boring. this was all I really did." Watch me melt.
I'm insanely easy to please, I just think some people get the wrong impression.
Current listen: Radar Detector - Darwin Deez
